Celebutarded

You might find it hard to believe, but it turns out that Miley Cyrus is not currently dead. She was not hit by a drunk driver and killed.

Apparently somebody uploaded a video to YouTube with a comment that said:

Miley died this morning after being hit by a drunk driver. She always told us if anything ever happened to her then tell her loyal fans first before the public. R.I.P Miley, we’ll never forget you!

But apparently people (I’m guessing pre-teen girls, mostly) will believe almost anything they read on YouTube. Somebody needs to set up an official Miley Cyrus life tracker web site, to give authoritative and up-to-date reports on whether or not Miley Cyrus is dead or not. I know Kibo used to have an indicator for whether or not Bob Hope was still alive; this would be the 10-year-old 21st century version of that.

Go make it happen, people! The kids are waiting, and poorly informed until you make it so!