DIY Plastic Surgery With Cooking Oil!
Want to look hideous and freaky, like all the hottest celebrities? Don’t want to spend the money for real plastic surgery with real surgical equipment? I don’t blame you! It turns out there’s a convenient way to get the same results at home, as Hang Mioku found out.
She became addicted to plastic surgery, with predictably poor results. But even when the Japanese surgeons started refusing to operate on her, she found a way to keep going.
Following operation after operation, her face was eventually left enlarged and disfigured, but she would still look at herself in the mirror and think she was beautiful.
Eventually the surgeons she visited refused to carry out any more work on her and one suggested that her obsession could be a sign of a psychological disorder.
Really? Only after many operations and extensive disfigurement did one of them suggest that she was crazy? Way to diagnose quickly and accurately, doc! Luckily for us, things don’t stop there.
Amazingly, she found a doctor who was willing to give her silicone injects and, what’s more, he then gave her a syringe and silicone of her own so she could self-inject.
When her supply of silicone ran out Hang resorted to injecting cooking oil into her face.
Hang Mioku, post-cooking oil fun
Finally, someone who can join the Jocelyn Wildenstein and Michael Jackson stratosphere of horrible plastic surgery. You know Jocelyn and Jackson were feeling lonely hanging out there by themselves; imagine how little they have in common to talk about! Now that Hang is with them also — assuming Jackson and Jocelyn hurry up and learn Korean — they should have a much happier (though still freaky) little society there.
At least nobody would make fun of Hang Mioku for injecting her face with cooking oil…
Her face became so grotesquely large that she was called “standing fan” by children in her neighborhood — due to her large face and small body.