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		<title>Breaking Miley Cyrus News: Not Dead</title>
		<description>You might find it hard to believe, but it turns out that Miley Cyrus is not currently dead.  She was not hit by a drunk driver and killed.

Apparently somebody uploaded a video to YouTube with a comment that said:

Miley died this morning after being hit by a drunk driver. ...</description>
		<link>http://celebutarded.writesthis.com/breaking-miley-cyrus-news-not-dead/</link>
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		<title>Adrienne Bailon Nude Photos Leaked</title>
		<description>Has anyone ever heard of Adrienne Bailon before?  No?  Me either.  Why is it that some no-name actress gets racy photos leaked onto the Internet, and all of a sudden gets a rash of publicity from random sites (umm, much like this one.)  Can they be ...</description>
		<link>http://celebutarded.writesthis.com/adrienne-bailon-nude-photos-leaked/</link>
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		<title>DIY Plastic Surgery With Cooking Oil!</title>
		<description>Want to look hideous and freaky, like all the hottest celebrities?  Don't want to spend the money for real plastic surgery with real surgical equipment?  I don't blame you!  It turns out there's a convenient way to get the same results at home, as Hang Mioku found ...</description>
		<link>http://celebutarded.writesthis.com/diy-plastic-surgery-with-cooking-oil/</link>
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		<title>Who Would Let Kellyn Lindemann Into Playboy?</title>
		<description>Shouldn't someone be standing guard against dangerous and scary things like this happening?

Earlier this week, Kellyn Lindemann appeared on an episode of 
The Girls Next Door" as part of her audition for the 55th edition of Playboy’s centerfold.  Lindemann, an Arizona State graduate, was shown topless and she wasn’t ...</description>
		<link>http://celebutarded.writesthis.com/who-would-let-kellyn-lindemann-into-playboy/</link>
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		<title>The Britney Spears Meltdown</title>
		<description>Well, crap.

I try not to write the name Britney Spears, because who the hell cares?  She's a mess, and hasn't had any fans in ten years, and even then it was only a few 12-year-old girls who didn't understand the first thing about what music is.

But now she has ...</description>
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