Robin Wright-Penn and Sean Penn Splitting
Hmm, Robin Wright-Penn (which never sounded right) will once again be Robin Wright, which works much better if you ask me. Princess Buttercap returns to the dating scene, as she’s getting a divorce from the increasingly funny-looking Sean Penn:
Sean Penn and wife Robin Wright Penn are divorcing, their rep, Mara Buxbaum, confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.
No other details were immediately available. The couple, who’ve been married 11 years, have two children together, Hopper Jack, 14, and Dylan Frances, 16.
Hopper Jack? Poor kid. I guess it’s a good thing they’re splitting up now, before they accidentally have more kids with funny names. Although based on the kid’s ages, you can see that they only procreate when they’re not married, so maybe this just means they wanted to have another baby or two, and they’ll be promptly remarrying once that’s done.