Tara Reid Too Thin?
The cover of In Touch magazine claims that “Tara’s Too Thin!” The magazine thinks that right now she might weigh around 95 pounds.
But it’s not an eating disorder, of course not. Tara Reid clearly claims that her weight loss is due to the lack of room service in her hotel. I know poor people across America can identify with that; they’re all stick figure thin because they stay in cheap motels without room service. Or, even worse, they stay at home in their apartments where nobody even thinks about providing room service.
We feel your pain, Tara! Although that might be your bony ribs and hips poking us through your skin. Yikes, what a scary picture. Good thing she has her bikini top on, because I think we all know how much more disturbing a Tara Reid photo could be if there’s nipple involved. Right? Eww. Just imagine that old scarred breast shot combined with the new skinny, bony photo, and try not to throw up on your monitors.
I dare you.
[...] Second, there’s the fact that Tara Reid is ridiculously freaking skinny, which makes her look like she’s about to implode on herself. [...]
Wow!
The media makes her feel bad about her self for being fat now they are trashing her for being too thin.
Poor girl.
I don’t ever remember seeing people say she was fat. Crazy scarred nipple girl, sure. Deformed boob girl, ok. Bad Plastic Surgeries R Us, I can understand.
Of course, Tara Reid’s pretty much off of my radar screen, so maybe I missed a whole fat Tara Reid period. Sounds funny, though.