Who Would Let Kellyn Lindemann Into Playboy?
Shouldn’t someone be standing guard against dangerous and scary things like this happening?
Earlier this week, Kellyn Lindemann appeared on an episode of
The Girls Next Door” as part of her audition for the 55th edition of Playboy’s centerfold. Lindemann, an Arizona State graduate, was shown topless and she wasn’t shy about it. But maybe that’s because the 29-year-old isn’t new to the Playboy concept. Lindemann’s mom, Bo Black, was featured on the cover of Playboy magazine in September 1967.
If you search around you can find a few pictures of this Kellyn Lindemann. And wow, that’s nothing I want to see naked. Fake boobs (and not even halfway decent fakes) and a face that I wouldn’t want to have to look at very often at all.
I hereby nominate myself as guardian over Playboy. Sent the girls to me first, and I’ll let you know if it’s safe to distribute their naked bodies all over the world, or whether they’re better left unseen.