Worst Actress: Lindsay Lohan, Worst Actor: Eddie Murphy
Moviefone’s end-of-year worst actor and actress awards are out, apparently based on user votes. You’d think they’d suck at that rate, but they don’t seem too bad. Worst actor is Eddie Murphey for that steaming pile of Norbit. Rounding out the top 5 worst performances of the year are a few big stars (Robin Williams and Dustin Hoffman), a good actor in a different medium (Jeremy Piven) and someone we’ve never heard of (Rodrigo Santoro.)
For worst performance by an actress, I don’t think anybody is too surprised to see Lindsay Lohan at the top of the list. Personally, I didn’t realize that she was in a movie this year, but apparently she was in one called “I Know Who Killed Me,” playing a stripper. No, wait, someone who gets an alternate personality as a stripper after getting a few limbs removed. A stripper who never gets naked, of course.
The most positive review I could fine of the film was from a random person on IMDB, who wrote
So after seeing I Know Who Killed Me, I just was thinking of how much of a strange movie this was, but at the same time I didn’t think it was all that bad, there were some things left unexplained and the ending was pretty lame, but I think over all, this was a thriller with good potential and just needed a little pick-me-up.
I liked it personally, there were things that were confusing, but over all I think the plot kept me guessing and going. Lindsay I would say did a good job, but the strip scenes at times were a little too much, just because we all know her personal life, so I think it would make us a little uncomfortable. There are some flaws to the film, but I wouldn’t say to stay away, just keep your mind open and you might find yourself liking it.
Since that person is the only one who liked it, that’s some terrible advice.
Finishing out the top five worst actresses were John Travolta (you know, ’cause of Hairspray, ha ha ha, roll eyes), Jessica Alba, Halley Berry, and Mandy Moore.
I’m already wanting to stab my eyes out just reading about some of these crappy movies. Don’t make me do this again.